Dear shaky bonbons, thank you for showing up to such a crazy event-filled presentation, where we honor the winners of today's world. A world filled with technological advances, displays of internet creativity and prowess, and presidential uncertainty. Let's get to the winner, envelope please! Here we go: The winner is...ALL OF YOU! Yay! You all win for the fact that you all made it to Friday. It's true Friday is here and we can say with certainty that you are all wonderful winners in my book. Now let's get this party started, are you guys ready? C'mon C'mon put away that tuxedo the event is over and you'll be late to free-doughnut-Friday at work. Manwasidrunk!