Saturday, November 1, 2014
Friday, October 31, 2014
OH OH!! It's Halloween tonight taquitos, don't get scared and loose it just go with it and paaarrtyy!! May all your wishes come true today, may we get our wildest wishes and keep 'em coming. Don't forget now:
DRESS UP ELECTION 2014
Let's do this!! I am so excited and excited for you guys, too because this is the time of your lives (and mine), let's take advantage of every minute. READY? -manwasIdrunk.
Thursday, October 30, 2014
Oh oh it seems the weekend is here and costumes are being taken in for last minute fittings, final touches being applied with make-up 'for men only'. High heels are being given a last test run; for agility, for speed. You know those drag races have super slippery tracks. I have been busy. Hardly a minute of rest which is why I like to relax watching BLAKE GRIFFIN. Is it me or does he have one of the best shaped faces in the world? THE WORLD. He's like 12 feet tall and amazingly well proportioned for that height. I can watch him for hours. Talk, talk, talk, play,play, play and then talk some more. His face is just . . . I am just left speachless at times. There is nothing abnormal about my extreme admiration for his face because I never really think about him. I don't watch a lot of sports, so yea. He then, however, makes an appearance on a television show or is on the cover of a magazine; then I do the double-take 'zoinks!!' IS THAT BLAKE GRIFFIN??- knowing full well it's BLAKE GRIFFIN. How is it that people don't all agree that his face is a work of art. Masculine, yet, smooth and soft (I feel the same way about 'THE ROCK' JOHNSON -what up DEWAYNE? - when is the next movie?) Statuesque. His face! his face is apparrantly designed by the greatest of engineers. It is composed of long solid planes softened by the curves of his cheeks. It is almost horse-like (inagoodway). It's so fucking unique (inagoodway).All I am going to say is: AMAZING. We'll leave it at that. Enough about that,( whew! did it get hot in here or what? -darn!) Any hoot, Are you all ready for the weekend? If you weren't before maybe you are now. Get to gettin'!- manwasIdrunk
Wednesday, October 29, 2014
" LIMITED SOCIAL AND MOTOR SKILLS...BUT AN UNLIMITED CAPACITY FOR FUN!!"
chupa chups!! What is happening? I finally got around to posting a suggestion for DRESS-UP-ELECTION 2014. Anybody going goth? How about Chalupa-Batman chic? ebola paranoia craze? Oh yea get as creative as you wanna to be. Did I mention that I went to a destination wedding of a friend, this weekend? I don't think I mentioned that the destination of the wedding was in the city of BELL, California. Now the destination is not far enough to qualify as a destination wedding per se, like say Hawaii or Italy. Gasoline being what it is, however ($$$), and The City of Bell being what it is (mayor, city council etc. being involved in the biggest money scandal of any city this century), let me just say that it felt like a destination wedding. Oh the places you will go. I had not been back in that neighborhood since raving all night was in vogue (all night for Bell being 2:00am o-O), and all we cared about was finding a particular 'secret' warehouse (the thumping dance music, throngs of people and strobe lights were sooo helpful to us and police ). I am sorry if I made it seem like I was leaving the country. That is one of the great things about LA, it is so big and sprawling you never really know when you are leaving one state of mind and one type of party to partake in the next. CALIFORNIA-manwasIdrunk!
THERE GOES SLAPPY BOBO!.
What up, what up, what is up? Have I told you guys I can barely contain myself because finally Halloween is on a weekend and we have an election coming next week? It's all true I can hardly wait. This time of year id incredible, if allowed. I have dressed up in the recent past as Freddy Krueger from NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET. Punky-PUNKY BREWSTER, and you guys know about my fascination with making anything be sexy-costume-fodder (anything- legal pad, pencil, a bunch of paperclips, so kewl)This year I am going to be something easy-peasy and cool. You want to know what, don't you? I am going to... leave it a mystery (it's better that way, in case I see all you guys at the same party), except to say that I hope your creative juices are stoked and you go aaalll out. manwasIdrunk
Tuesday, October 28, 2014
woooah! what is up my chiquitos bonitos! long time no speak! I hope your week is going just too good to be true (but true as long as you want it to be). Mine is going good not getting as much done as I'd like. That is what happens when you attend a friends' wedding. I had conveniently forgotten, it seems, the fallout and aftermath of such an event is felt for quite some time. It's Tuesday and things are still being revealed to me. I asked myself about everything that has gone wrong with all my previous relations (all before the ceremony is half through, that is the kind of event it turned into). I make it sound terrible, terrible, don't I? It was not. The opposite is true, but it was so intense. Like I said things are still coming to light about me, about the type of relations I seek out, my expectations, oh brother.I am, SO EXCITED. It is that time of year; everything comes fast and plenty! Are you guys ready??? I can barely wait because you know this weekend is Halloween!! time to get out those panty hose and make-up...while you ponder what you will dress up as (*LOL!)..I am so ready...almost. manwasIdrunk
Have you guys given any more thought to the idea of DRESS -UP THEME ELECTION 2014? Since Halloween is coming you may be able to combine the two. Think about it it, sounds pretty cooooOOol. I am working on getting my costume complete. Ohh yeaaa. I apparently got the weekends mixed up and showed up to a wedding dressed up as Ace Frehly from KISS (because neveragainGeneSimons). I don' think anybody noticed, I'm pretty sure. I just played it cool and low key; hangin' out by the chicken wings (so good) and tamales (amahziiing) platter. Just kidding, I didn't play it low key, I air-guitared my way through every pause in ceremony. No I didn't. I dressed very well and caught the eye of more than one single lady, I found out later. But not one of the guys that caught my eye (by the drinks, you know who you are, skinny-jean-guy and guy that was dressed like a fitted sausage casing- I know, right? damn!) and on one occasion "accidentally" dropped my tamale near his seat and retrieved it provacatively- I know, I know, got back to me. C'est la vie, right? there's always a next wedding. How was your guys weekend? manwasIdrunk.
Monday, October 27, 2014