I jut love movie Fridays don't you? Today we have a now classic standup movie done by LOUIS C.K. I hope they don't erase it like they did for KILLER ELITE. Watch it while it's still up because this is one of, if not my favorite American comedian to date. HE ROCKS SO MUCH. This is where I got the "suck a bag of dicks" line and The awesome possum skit. Love Love this movie. The movie is called SHAMELESS. you're welcomethe clip
SOMETIMES you just need music. To get you out of a funky stanky ass mood, to liven up a party, to calm you down after some real fucked up shit just went down. Maybe even when having a drink by yourself.
My new favorite and ideal evening is spent gorging on food and watching a special effects filled movie. I think I'll make that happen again soon enough. Now if I could just find a funnel wide enough, that would be ideal. Just kidding, they make them, I found them, they're just too expensive.
Did you guys get a chance to watch the movie KILLER ELITE? how good was that?? Not bad at all. I wish they hadn't killed who they killed (yes, I'm being vague in case you haven't seen ti yet), so they could make a sequel to it. One actor is known for making very physical movies and taking his shirt off at the drop of a hat, and nobody seems to mind and that works for him. While the other one is doing more of a thinking action movie. Put them both together and BOOM. POW.LOVE.
Mellow little ditty for you to relax to and get ready for whatever is next. BY THE WAY THERE IS ALWAYS SOMETHING NEXT. The question is whether or not you are ready for it. Are you ready for what life has in store for you?- Let's get there---- right?
jump to 2:20 in this clip as it gets unbelievable. GIRLFIGHT!!! The MCs to these events are magic
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DUDES AROUND A MODEL.
This is the pilot for NEW GIRL and they switched characters once the show got picked up. Because the fist pick was already on another sitcom, HAPPY ENDINGS. So it's funny to see him here and know he'll be gone soon. "...a little tea-bag action" ??
I think I ate way too much throughout the day. I'm feeling like some sort of sausage, stuffed and ready for the frying pan. Dang! I just couldn't help it the day was so nice that anything edible around me had it coming to it. If you're wondering If I am still doing situps, well yes I am. I am doing less of them, but I am doing them more often. Does that make sense? They are so awful but effective that I find that doing less of them doesn't cause the physical and emotional pain that accompanies them, like those "special" family members in every family. The ones that cause such joy and pain at the same time. You know what I've heard?-If you don't know which member in your family is the special one? It might be you. Just kiddin', I don't think it's you, is it?NO WORRIES. Even if it is you, every family has got one, so no biggie. Go on and give yourself a hug, we still love you.
WEDNESDAY is here you made it! Hump day. I like celebrating every single day. I don't have names like "hump day" for 'em. I wish I could do it with cake, though.
I know we've all been wrapped up with the New Year's resolutions that are coming undone ( get back to it), The job market being what it is, Easter vacation, Spring break, decorating the eggs, hiding the St. Patty's day decorations, eating anything within reach, crying about our habit of eating anything withing reach. BRO-chachos, all I've got to say is give yourselves a break. Try not to stress yourself out too much. Do try to throw in some greens with your cakes, well you know what I mean not with your cake but before your cake maybe, or after. You can always have other things to worry about if you must. Halloween is just around the corner, you may want to take a few minutes to wonder, not worry about, what you'd like to dress up as.
Looks like somebody is finally being up front with the movie promos, and I'm sure some viewers of these would be at least a little curious as well. Know what I mean??
I understand some people are still having a hard time with Mondays-AWWW I just want to reach out on this one day and get some kind of group hug going. I would if I could. Fo' sho'.
Some people have real terrible jobs and some companies are not making it easy. Many companies are taking advantage of the job market and letting people go even though they are doing great. They want to do more while paying less and companies have been using the job market crisis to do this. Having less people do the same amount of work or more. It's awful sad really. Yes, yes there are awful jobs out there but lets do something about it don't just hate going to work.
I would suggest to the people that hate Mondays and you are the type of people that can't stop all day, and seem to never rest, to start taking a few minutes in the day to break up the stress of coming home from work, to pick up the kids, and cook dinner. Take 5 minutes to relax and mentally prepare yourself for the upcoming tasks, so as to tackle them with a good mental state of mind. Not as something that is slowly killing you.
I would also suggest to the folks that hate Mondays that do have time but are always tired and don't know why, maybe it's time to see a doctor. It could be any number of things making you tired. Lastly, If you hate Mondays and are always tired because you did too much partying on the weekend, well...I could shake you and see if that does you any good. You've got to take some time to plan for the whole week. Mondays, it's a good thing, I promise. We're alive and we can always change our station in life. All you have to want to do is want it, get some rest and plot it out, just like a game of strategy. But let me know if you still want me to shake you, I'll do it, I will.
I will give this plenty more thought in the mean time. But lets do something about it. Mondays. It's a project. Let's do it.
SO? What did you guys think of FUCK FOREVER, the song. Bueno? No Bueno? Too messy?
After breaking up his band and being scolded by Blur's singer Damon, this man made a record produced by a former Clash member, The album was a bit uneven to say the least, but I believe if you make one unforgetable song at the very least you are a Buggles or a Spandau Ballet. Because of the lyrics this song will never be on any restaurant commercial soon. Because of the reputation of this man I wish him the best of luck. But this song is one dramatic mess, full of regret. I love this song. I'm choosing to believe it's about the act of fucking physically for an unending period of time. You pick your own interpretation.
Saturday, is made for living.
It was kind of gloomy all day and no one expected that. Talking to people you got the sense that people were kind of keeping it mellow. I can't do mellow, lazy and sleepy-resty (is that a thing?) maybe, but not mellow. What do you guys want to do on a day with nothing planned if you could do anything? I wonder where the day will take me.
Yesterday I went from one end of the city to the other. You forget just how big the city is until you have to get from one end to the other as quickly as possible. Going through all these neighborhoods is special I realize not many people have access to so many other people. Most towns are full of pretty much the same kind of people, and the most exciting stuff happens at the one mall in town. Out here you can pick to stay in your neighborhood with people that have had similar experiences as yourself growing up (some people do), or you can go and experience something completely new: food, music . Yes, people are more alike than different, but you can always learn something new and you can always be surprised, don't let anyone tell you otherwise. Get out there and try some food that is completely foreign to you but you've always wanted to try. You might like it.
If you love them so much, why don't you marry them? - she's so cute...
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